Parents cannot help worrying about their children, child dangers, children's physical and mental well-being, nutrition, self-esteem.  Just about everything.

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WHY WE’RE SO SMART
Our EXPERTS & who they are
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WORRYING HABIT
Paranoid Parent founder
Christie Barnes. Article>> 
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Chief Medical Officer
of Colorado Dr Ned
Calonge, making your child’s
brain work better vs learning
facts. Article>>  
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CHILD TO FOCUS

OT Rachel Rudman
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MELTDOWNS 
Preview Susan
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Misleading labels that make us crazy
Our Detective Dad has noticed an growing number of products sporting a 100% Organic Fruit label.  The very small print: only .06% fruit.

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You are your child's first drug dealer.  The first addiction:  Sugar

  
NutritionLabel.jpgOur experts find this more misleading than helpful. Short cut:  if it is over 7grams fat, don't buy it. 

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stop grocery
store meltdowns.   
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NEW PARANOID PARENTS GUIDE from
HCI, the Chicken Soup for the Soul Publishers

Coming Fall 2010, Christie Barnes new book
Paranoid Parents Guide at bookstores

Book Expo America, NYC, May 26-27
Barnes will be signing autographs and
presenting the book for the first time

The Pandemic, Tornados and Hurricanes

art_belgiumhearse_afp_gi.jpgColorado School Shootings:  The ultimate tragedy, a rating topping sensational news story, but one of the rarest tragedies that could EVER happen.

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Fotolia_5327474_sad_looking_mom.jpgWhat do you worry about most and want an immediate answer?  Walking to school vs riding the bus?  What's the right school?  Cloth or disposable diapers?  Child abuse?
We want to find you an answer.  Ask our experts.

Are you a paranoid parent?

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Paranoid Stat # 378
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