Do you worry about your kids sometimes?...For a "parent worries" extreme make-over.

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WHY WE’RE SO SMART
Our EXPERTS & who they are

GIVING UP THE
WORRYING HABIT
Paranoid Parent founder
Christie Barnes. Article>> 

SMART KIDS
Chief Medical Officer
of Colorado Dr Ned
Calonge, making your child’s
brain work better vs learning
facts. Article>>  

GETTING YOUR
CHILD TO FOCUS
OT Rachel Rudman
with ways to "trick" your
child into focusing.  Article>>

STOPPING STORE 
MELTDOWNS 
Preview Susan
Calonge's new Tantrum Tamer Parent Cue Cards.  Article>>
 
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Misleading labels that make us crazy
Our Detective Dad has noticed an growing number of products sporting a 100% Organic Fruit label.  The very small print: only .06% fruit.

You are your child's first drug dealer.  The first addiction:  Sugar

  
Our experts find this more misleading than helpful. Short cut:  if it is over 7grams fat, don't buy it. 

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Use the recognized formula to get to the truth:  is this food nutritious or isn't it!!!   The Formula 

Paranoid parents are not wimps but warrior parents without a priority list.  We are more a comedy club for parents who worry sometimes.  Join us.

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NEW PARANOID PARENTS GUIDE from
HCI, the Chicken Soup for the Soul Publishers

        

With the September release of The Paranoid Parents Guide, stay tuned soon for give aways, competitions and for the tour schedules.

Whooping Cough Scare--Danger:  True or False?

Book Expo America, NYC, May 26-27
Mom of triplets plus one and I got to sign next to Tim Gunn (Project Runway, Fergie, Garry Trudeau). It was so exciting.

The Pandemic, Tornados and Hurricanes

School Shootings: The ultimate tragedy, a rating topping sensational news story, but one of the rarest tragedies that could EVER happen.
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What do you worry about most and want an immediate answer?  Walking to school vs riding the bus?  What's the right school?  Cloth or disposable diapers?  Child abuse?
We want to find you an answer.  Ask our experts.

How likely is it that your child will end up in the emergency room from recreational gymnastics?
Paranoid Stat # 378
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